February 2012
I have never cried so much over the loss of a...
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
between-rage-and-serenity:
because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby
but it could be a velociraptor.
“Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard. Almost frozen, a cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end. But, the manure warmed him...
#ThatMoment when it was me before, now it’s you?
Sometimes I don’t know what to respond
But it’s making me confused, because it’s making me happy.
Happiness once in a while.
That awkward moment when you realize that you... →
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Life is a Markov Chain.
No speeches, don’t wanna get all preachy, let’s just say it’s a continuing process. :) I’m empowered by freedom of choice.
Everytime I see "I♥U" I read it as "IOU"
